The Future Of “The Biz”

What’s gonna happen to the food and beverage industry after COVID-19?

Simply put, corporate entities will survive and flourish in the distopian future.

TRUMP will own a piece of every one of them.

He has said several times in his daily pressers, “maybe we’ll take a piece of the action”, speaking of the businesses he saves with Federal loans.

Not just restaurants, Ford, GM, airlines and aircraft manufacturers, auto makers, and every other critical industry on Earth will be re-branded TRUMP USA.

Individual pieces of fruit will soon have faux gold UPC stickers saying TRUMP, along with the bar code.

All the execs from TRUMP world will wine, dine, and do business at restaurants featuring “Big Don’s Steaks”, while the workers exist on a steady diet of Mickey D’s.

Don Boy loves his Mickey D’s, so he will be right there eating Big Macs in a show of solidarity with the workers.

There’s gonna be lots of beef in the future.

Garden fresh, steamed Asparagus shoots and spring greens will be long forgotten, while Idaho potatoes thrive.

TRUMP and his meat and potatoes peeps are gonna do well until the environment starts to close in on them from allowing industries to pollute at will along with all those flatulent steers fouling the atmosphere with Methane.

But Don Boy doesn’t care about that.

Unless Dr. Ronnie was right and TRUMP lives to be 200 years old, he will be long gone before the worst environmental crises take hold.

As for everyone else, ‘let them eat cake’!

If you have invested your life in the restaurant of your dreams, getting up at dawn to find the best of the best, maintaining the absolute highest standards, catering to “Foodies”, heads up.